There is no such thing as child-proofing your house
If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite
A 4 years olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 poundboywearing underwear and a superman cape
It is strong enough however to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room
Baseballs make marks on ceilings
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on
A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it
A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do
it in the movies
A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day
If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak - it explodes
A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep
Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old
Duplos will not
Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence
Super glue is forever
Ditto Tarzan
No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water
Pool filters do not like Jello
VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do
Garbage bags do not make good parachutes
Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving
You probably do not want to know what that odor is
Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
Friday, January 11, 2008
kids teach us that............
A students' geo-quest answers!!!
Even i do not have these great thoughts when i was schooling!!!!read this----
Climate is caused by the emotion of earth around the sun.
The chief animals of Australia are the kangaroo, larkspur, boomerang, and pecadillo.
Don Juan is a town in the West Indies.
What people live in the Po Valley? Po people.
In Athens there is a temple called the Pancreas.
The Alimentary Canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.
Georgia was founded by people who had been executed.
The writing of ancient Egypt was called hydraulics.
The Greeks wore scandals on their feet.
The general direction of the Alps is "straight up".
What is the sound west of the State of Washington? The sound of the ocean.
Floods from the Mississippi may be prevented by putting big dames in the river.
They don't raise anything in Kansas but Alpaca grass, and they have to irritate that to make it grow.
The value of latitude and longitude is that when a man is drowning he can call out what latitude and longitude he is and we can find him.
The chief product of the Hawaiian Islands is rainfall.
The climate is hottest next to the Creator.
Oceania is a continent that contains no land.
The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
The sun never sets on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the east and the sun sets in the west.
People go to Africa to hunt the rhinostriches.
Chicago is nearly at the bottom of Lake Michigan.
The inhabitants of Moscow are Mosquitoes.
A mountain range is a cooking stove used at high altitudes.
Persia's chief industry is raising cats, hence the word purr.
The Mediterranean and the Red Seas are connected by the Sewage Canal.
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
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Sunday, January 6, 2008
A true love story:-
Here is a love story of two sweet hearts,who truly lived a memorable life for each other.
Over 50 years ago,master Liu, was 19 years-old , fell in love with 29 year-old widowed mother named Xui. At the time, it was unacceptable for a young man to love an older woman.
To avoid the gossips, the couple decided to elope and lived in a cave in Jiangjin County in Southern ChongQing area.
In the beginning, they had nothing, no electricity or even food. They had to eat grass, roots they found in the mountain, and Liu made a kerosene lamp that they used to lighten up( their lives).
In the second year of living in the mountain, Liu began, and continue for over 50 years, to carve by hand the steps so that his old wife could get down the mountain easily.
“My parents loved each other so much, they have lived in seclusion for over 50 years and never been apart for a single a single day.” Liu MingSheng, one of their seven children said, “He hand carved more than 6,500 steps over the years for my mother’s convenience.
The couple had lived for over 50 years until last week. Liu, now 72 years-old, returned from his daily farm work and got collapsed. Xui sat and prayed with her husband as he passed away in her arms.
So much in love with Xui, was Liu, that none was able to release the grip he had on his wife’s hand even after he had passed away.
“You promised me to take care of me,to be with me until the day I died,but now you left before me, how am I going to live without you?” … …
Xui spent days softly repeating this and touching her husband’s coffin with tears rolling down her cheeks. The local government has decided to preserve the “love ladder” and the place they lived as a museum, so this love story can live forever.
MOVIES THAT REACH & PREACH!!
So by knowing their attitude ,the father leaves the home with his wife without taking any money with him.The sons lose all money to that rival innocently and the family goes nameless.
After long years ,he comes back to his native ,he dies in his land.
The story is simple but the way it was given is so nice.I am unable to tell it very naturally,as there are no words to express it in words.
See it if you have a chance.
Dont leave your parents ,take care of your mother,father and mother land.
Saturday, January 5, 2008
$90 game sold for $9000 through ebay
After catching his 15-year-old smoking pot, a father sold the hard-to-get “Guitar Hero III” video game he bought his son for 90 dollars for Christmas at an online auction, fetching 9,000 dollars.
The sale took place after this father spent three weeks searching for the video game for the Nintendo Wigameboard.
“So I was so relieved in that I had finally got the Holy Grail of Christmas presents pretty much just in a nick of time. I could not wait to spread jubilance to my dear son,” the father wrote in the eBay website.
“Then yesterday, I came home from work early and what do I find? My innocent little boy smoking pot on the back yard with two of his friends.”
The man, a school teacher, who kept his identity private, said he had sold the coveted video game to punish his son ,so to discourage him from smoking dope.
The sale was a boon for the family’s bank account, since the game the father purchased for 90 dollars was finally sold to an Australian who plunked down 9,100 dollars for it.
The naughty son, however, will not need to go without a present on Christmas.
“I am still considering getting him a game for his Nintedo. Maybe something like Barbie as Island Princess or Dancing with Stars … I know he will just love them,” the father said, tongue-in-cheek.
